February 16, 2013   15 notes

I’m just going to leave this here for Stephen….

ETON STYLE (Gangnam Style Parody)

Lyrics:

Wake in the morning at 8:30 pretty standard,
If you don’t haul arse to chapel then you’re late, and reprimanded,
They’ll close the doors right in your face and they will leave you stranded,
Then you’re in tardy, chin up buddy.

I’ve got my fixtures here, it’s got a list of all my peeps,
We go to chambers here, it’s where you go to speak to beaks,
There’s college library there, we got originals from Rousseau and his mate Voltaire, 
And they’re just sitting there (‘cause we don’t care).

We may be awkward, frustrated, lonely and insecure, (hey) yes insecure (hey),
We don’t like conflict with other people, so just don’t try, (hey) don’t be that guy (hey),
'Cause if you push us then we'll just break down and cry.

But we’ve got Eton Style,
Eton style (yah yah yah yah),
Yah we’ve got Eton Style,
Eton style (yah yah yah yah),
Yah we’ve got Eton Style,
Hey, sexy lady, (yah yah yah yah),
We’ve got Eton Style,
Hey sexy lady, (yah yah yah yah),
Hey hey hey hey.

Me and my homies runnin around and getting dizzy,
Don’t even know what we drank but we’ll take it if it’s fizzy,
I think it might be Moët at a hundred pounds a bottle,
'Cause here we drink that just like water.

Got Eton Dorney there, put our school in the Olympics,
Windsor Castle there, direct phone right up to Prince Harry,
Eton’s cannon there, I think we stole from the Russians,
Won it fair and square (well, not really fair)

We may awkward, frustrated, lonely and insecure (hey), yes insecure (hey), 
We’re not too social, can’t talk to women, although we try (hey), we’re just too shy (hey),
If you approach us then we’ll just break down and cry.

But we got Eton Style
Eton style (yah yah yah yah)
Yah we’ve got Eton Style
Eton style (yah yah yah yah)
But we’ve got Eton Style
Hey, sexy lady, (yah yah yah yah)
We’ve got Eton Style
Hey sexy lady, (yah yah yah yah)
Hey hey hey hey

No, I don’t know,
Why we all wear these clothes,
But baby, baby,
Just come on and watch me row.
No, please don’t go,
Oh we can take it slow,
Baby, baby, I still got a lot of land to show you. (You know what I’m saying?)

We’ve got Eton style!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey,
Hey, sexy lady (yah yah yah yah),
Yah we’ve got Eton Style,
Hey, sexy lady (yah yah yah yah),
Hey hey hey hey hey hey,
We’ve got Eton Style.


I really want to know how he would respond to seeing this video. “No, I don’t know why we all wear these clothes, but baby, baby, just come on and watch me row.”

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