September 22, 2014   121,592 notes
parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

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September 21, 2014   47,185 notes

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

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September 21, 2014   15,392 notes

akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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September 21, 2014   22,847 notes

manaphy:

lesbians = yes

lesbians marketed towards men = NO

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September 21, 2014   266 notes
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riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

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September 21, 2014   131,325 notes
I just see Stiles and Lydia for whatever reasons.

I just see Stiles and Lydia for whatever reasons.

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September 21, 2014   1,348 notes
viridescences:

Physical Music - Hypothetical resonance piano. What if a piano keyboard were to be constructed out of materials with relative resonances, could we use it to compose everyday products that were acoustically rewarding rather than just noisy ?

viridescences:

Physical Music - Hypothetical resonance piano. What if a piano keyboard were to be constructed out of materials with relative resonances, could we use it to compose everyday products that were acoustically rewarding rather than just noisy ?

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September 21, 2014   171,654 notes

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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September 21, 2014   20 notes

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

atrumansky:

we only ever see voldemort doing these grandiose evil villain things but imagine what it would be like to see him doing normal people things like going to the bathroom or eating dinner

Voldemort flossing his teeth